Praise "Bob"!

Are you a REAL Superior Abnormal? A true Abnormal One in a Million GRINDS HIS FOOT on the laws of the Mediocretins. He knows Time Control is his answer. He is SEEN at Clench meetings and HEARD at Public Rants! It's "Bob's" message! You DESERVE Slack! Because the Official, Divine, All-Inclusive Excuse holds us back from the brink of doom and (as the Cage Rats whimper for a mercy that will be DENIED) is as important to the Superior Abnormal as his SICK sense of humor! Yes, we speak in TONGUES, we speak in EVERY body part! The mad NHGH is the mortal foe of JHVH-1, the unspeakable enemy that LUSTS for your tender SOULS! And that loathesome lust is NEAR, but can be PUSHED BACK by your Fake Healings! As "Bob" says: "Don't just EAT a hamburger . . . eat the HELL out of it!"

Does this make NO SENSE to you?
Is this your first exposure to the Word of "Bob"?
Maybe you need to learn MORE. It depends on how you react to these electronically generated yet DIVINELY AUTHENTIC spews of TRUTH. Did you find them meaningless and annoying, or strangely compelling?